Glossy Man
a man that has succ-mbed to the highest form of a metros-xual. they are easy to smell from far distances due to large amounts of expensive cologne and walk like they have furniture in their r-ct-m, however, they are not h-m-s-xuals nor are they using a b-tt plug, they are just wearing skinny pants that are too tight. they are label wh-r-s and carry purses- even if it is a j. spade, it is still a purse. they, like glossy girls, enjoy an orange hue fake tan and may wear make up but not necessary.
you wouldn’t be so h-rny if you weren’t such a glossy man! grow some t-st-cl-s, dude!
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