Glossy taco


1:when a woman applies a glossy substance e.g. glitter, schlac, lacker on her v-g-n-.

2: when there is to much lube on a woman’s v-g-n-.
“i wanted to wow my husband last night so i gave myself a glossy taco”

guy1- “heard you got laid”

guy2-“yeah had to give her a glossy taco though. she was bone dry”

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