glucose guardian


gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or s-xual favors
steve: d-mn i’m so broke dude i need me a glucose guardian

dave: man what?

steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma i don’t care i just need money

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