glued and clamped


(adj). to become seriously hammered to the point where you’ve already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.
dude 1) aye, what up? you’re not looking so good.

dude 2) awwww phhhuck off, b-tch. i gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly -ss. get me anatha beer and shut da f-ck up.

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