glumkin
when you pay someone (i.e. a hooker) to give you a bl-wj-b with a condom on
hooker: wat would you like tonight?
jimbo: i’ll have a glumkin
when one recieves f-ll-t– from a hooker whilst using a condom.
when your best friend gets a little too smashed and orders a bl-wj-b from a hooker but decides to be safe and uses a condom. that is a glumkin.
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