glumpkin
during the act of oral s-x, one holds thier flatuence until the point of -rg-sm and then releases the fart while ejaculating
a: “what the h-ll was that?”
brian: “that was a glumpkin, b-tch”
similar to the blumpkin, however the oral s-x received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (blumpkin + gummer = glumpkin)
your toothless wh-r- of a grandmother sure can give a mean glumpkin!
or….
i’m going to punch out your sister’s teeth so she can give me a true glumpkin.
a dirty sloppy wet gumby when taking a m-ssive sh-t
its a gumby and a blumpkin at the same time
yo my nigg the other day i was takeing my sh-t when your grandma walked in and delerious as she was she gave me a nasty glumpkin.
his nigg: wtf awwwwwllghgfghg mmhm,m dude wtf why… i think im gonna uhuh ….. i think i- im gonna go get one ill see ya later bro.
receiving a blumpkin from someone who has no teeth. (gummer + blumpkin)
your grandmother gave me an excellent glumpkin
the process of getting head whilst playing video games!
wow dude!” “last night totally rocked my socks off, because i finally got a glumpkin from your sister!
while getting oral s-x you play guitar hero
i wouldnt stop playing guitar hero when my girlf friend was over, so she ended up giving me a glumpkin
when a dude recives oral s-x (from a girl or a guy)while taking a sh-t on the toilet.
yeah i liked that girl, but she wouldnt even gimme a glumpkin so i droped that b-tch.
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