glumpken


a variation of the blumpkin, in which the receiver is not satisfied with the service he is receiving, or is constipated.
john was excited to receive his first bl-wj-b on the toilet, by mary’s poor handling of his n-ts-ck turned the occasion into a real glumpken.

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