glunting someone, or getting “glunted”
1. the act of making plans with a friend and not keeping them.
2. telling someone you will pick them up at a certain time and then being an hour or so late
hey did terry hang out with matt last night? no matt totally glunted him.
the act of murdering someone using only the 2ft long pink d-ld- found in a police station toilet in the popular video game, grand theft auto: san andreas. “oh my god, i let my 4yr old have a go at the motorbike chase for 5 minutes, i take a phone call and when i come […]
- kinetic military action
war. when the government knows that the american people are sick of intractable wars and thinks we are stupid enough to be swayed by semantics. shooting down planes, destroying tanks, and bombing air defenses to support a faction trying to overthrow their government in a civil war is war. but to call a war a […]
- gravy skin
a virgin f-nny has a hymen, a virgin -rs- has a mythical hyman aka the gravy skin. can’t wait to get her home, i’m gonna bust her gravy skin!
a wonderful, intelligent person. someone you can always rely on. a person with a warm, kind personality who would never do wrong by you. but keep on your toes because she can also be quite mischievious and distracting. girl 1: that dimity’s pretty cool, isn’t she? girl 2: yeah, she is. 1 more definition a […]
events happening in fresno, california that are truly bizarre, hilariously unfortunate and/or downright silly. from fresno bee columnist mike osegueda: “example: fresno finally lands a marathon, and people complain about how it stops them from getting to church. dude, that’s soooo fresnish.”