glurp


someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles
you are a f-cking glurp
a large pile of a white mysterious substance.
she had a big glurp in her hand.
the noise of an air bubble entering a container as liquid is coming from it; the quant-ty of liquid delivered for each such bubble.
two glurps of water should be enough.
to scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.
heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

i think glurping is gross.
the sound that milk makes when you are swallowing it.
i glurped down that gl-ss of milk so fast.
a burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.
oh, that’s digusting, i just glurped, i didn’t want to taste that dinner again!
green,lactaded,unidentified,refridgerated,puss

(a teenage girl)
what is that? glurp?

your such a glurp!

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