Gluten Eyes


the condition that occurs when one is gluten intolerant but unaware of this fact. aproximately 25-30mins post gluten intake the persons eyes transform into a “do not f-ck with me” gaze.
hey fiona did you eat pasta again? those gluten eyes are freaking me out.

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