gluteus laximus


a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus
joe: would you f-ck mary?
hank: not with that gluteus laximus.
joe: ha! ha! ha!

Read Also:

  • Houblon

    noun, plural houblons. a bank of england fifty pound note (50 gbp), so called as it bears on its reverse side the image of sir john houblon, the first governor of the bank of england. also used to refer to money generally, though usually in large amounts. synonymous with the american “benjamin” (plural “benjamins”) due […]

  • Hovin

    a norwegian slang for gay you are so hovin!

  • ashy baby

    noun; a baby that maintains any and all characteristics of being ashy. a baby with severe severe severe dermal dehydration often characterized by profuse acne. def 2. one in need of lotion and/or acne medication. -that is one ashy baby! -c’mere you little ashy baby, lemme rub some lotion on you!

  • butthole jammer

    punching someone else’s b-tthole with your fist while they are unaware. usually whilst screaming “b-tthole jamma!!!11” not in a gay way alex: dude, i gave roland a huge b-tthole jammer yest-rday. john: woah………..

  • Buttholes Gate

    a town in southern oregon, aka grants p-ss. man i hate having to drive through b-ttholes gate.


Disclaimer: gluteus laximus definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.