GMILF


an acronym for grandma i’d like to f-ck, most common with necrophiliacs.
“man, she’s such a gmilf. get the shovel”
a grandmother i would like to f-ck.
in metalocalypse, skwisgaar tells an old lady that she is a gmilf.
grandmother i’d like to f-ck and the daughter of ggmilf, the great grandmother i’d like to f-ck.
my wife is a 57 year old gmilf and the grandmother of two but she looks 35 and gets h-t on way too often. . .she’s a dental hygienist!
an acroym for ‘grand mother i’d like to f-ck’

used superbly by skwisgaar skwigelf in
the first episode of metalocalypse.

stemming from the term milf.
“guess what you are a g-milf. that is a grand mother i would like to……”
-skwisgaar skwigelf
a grandmother i’d like to f-ck
that guys grandmother is a proper gmilf
grand mother i’d like to f-ck
(guy 1) man, that older lady is one hot gmilf!

(guy 2) wtf?
grand ma i’d like to f-ck.
a spin off word from the term milf (mom/mother i’d like to f-ck).

although less common, a gmilf often is more exciting than a standard milf.
jenna and her mom are okay looking, but it’s granny who’s really hot. she’s such a gmilf.

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