Gnarmag
this is what occurs when the right proportions of being sweet, s-m-n, a squirrel, and iced tea have a kid. so far there is only one known to man and he if prolly having s-xual intrecorse with your mom at this very moment
dude that’s my mom you doin in the as-, gnarmag!
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