DMV slow


describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the dept. of motor vehicles move.they don’t get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.obviously being paid by the hour. when you have to go to the dmv,go early and plan to stay all day.
there is slow,super slow and then there’s dmv slow.

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