gnat bread
when a female goes without washing her crotch for a period of time and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of her cooter. this substance, after extremely long periods of time, begins to attract gnats to said area.
the cl-ss hos had extremely bad gnat bread and everyone started to avoid them.
when a guy goes without washing his uncirc-msized p-n-s and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of his foreskin.
cindy’s mother: before engaging in s-xual intercourse with a guy who has an uncirc-mcised p-n-s, make sure he thoroughly washes hisnaughty bits. if he doesn’t he’ll have an acc-mulation of gnat bread. this could give you a v-g-n-l infection.
cindy: thanks mom!
cindy’s mother: don’t forget to use a condom, dear.
sm-gm-.
“i ain’t suckin no d-ck covered in gnat bread! go home and wash you pr-ck!”
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