gnome alaska
the creepiest place in all of eskimodom. don’t go there. they will violate your -n-s
violently.
gnome alaska is where sapiens of non-h-m- origin live and they will make you more h-m- than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. then they’ll take your little girl, leave your ripped open -sshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.
gnome alaska…where the gnomeos roam
into your b-tt
friend a: hey man what’s ? heard you and jane went on vacation to gnome alaska, how was it?
friend b: i don’t have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens
friend a: holy sh-t fred…dont talk to me or my family anymore
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