legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.
others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.
for sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
the gnome child says “don’t be a c-nt lol”
- beaver run
when a girl rubs her come filled beaver across the bed before cleaning herself up.. and then she did the beaver run to the bathroom…
a sn-b, particularly of the small-minded, anti-social, boring, inbred variety. derived from the obscure, featureless, tiny, isolated, inbred, punishingly boring, rural, sn-b commuter enclave called mawdesley. chris has become a right mawdo after getting that promotion. that featureless, depressing, dormitory village/enclave is a bit mawdo for my liking. we had a look in that new […]
- dirty aquaman
while your wife/girlfriend is taking a cr-p, she reaches in the shower and jerks her boyfriend/husband off. i got a dirty aquaman on my birthday from my wife. dirty aquaman wife shower
an act of great surprise or astonishment caused directly or indirectly by john cena example 1: cena fan #1: hey, did you see john cena at last night’s wrestlemania? cena fan #2: oh yeah, his att-tude adjuster was totally cenamazing! example 2: the cenamazing rko inspired by john cena only made jimmy’s dad more disappointed […]
a v-g-n- that is magical she has the most unbelievable snagic. last night was snagical.