Gnoming Squad
the team of which you go gnoming with. usually a group of 3 to 5 lifeguards who will proceed to form a team of the best gnome stealers they know. each squad will have a :
-team leader know as the proffesional gnomer who spots the gnome
-a driver who does not leave the car but willingly offers their car
-and 2-3 gnomers
proffesional gnomer (pg): do you want to be on my gnoming squad?
boy: what’s your gnoming squad?
pg: my team that will be leaving on a dangerous mission to collect as many gnomes as possible. it consists of good exercise and enormous amounts of fun!!
boy: yes please!
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