Gnorked


to describe a flesh wound that isn’t as deep as a gash but not to be taken as lightly as a scratch. there has to be enough blood flow to be a nuisance, but not so significant as to fetch first-aid.
arg… i hit my arm on the edge of the table and it gnorked me.

“listen judge, i simply gnorked the officer he will be fine.”
“no, i don’t need a band-aid its just a gnork.”

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