gnu world order
the state a man is in after a totally messed up role-play session with a woman where he dresses up like a lion and she as a gnu or wildebeest. after their s-xual game is taken outside, he loses track of her and finally notices the “wounded” wildebeest “struggling” beneath a tree. he stalks then pounces, gnawing playfully on the neck and back. then he begins to have s-x with the “helpless animal” until he ultimately climaxes and the “gnu” becomes completely motionless. then he looks up and there- in costume- is his partner, aghast. it is then that he realizes he has just humped an actual wounded wildebeest and the last thing it felt before it died was his own shimmering -rg-sm. his woman calls him a sick f-ck and tells everyone she knows. he is shunned from society, while she- in her wildebeest costume- is treated like the gnu girl in town. she becomes a celebrity and is welcomed everywhere, which really sucks because she is the one who suggested the role-play idea in the first place. but that is the gnu world order.
jules always asks for three words of english from any dead wildebeest before he has s-x with it. he doesn’t want any part of the gnu world order.
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