gnurk


the noise that your mouth makes involuntarily when your brain is completely confused. a more guttural and primal version of “huh?”

can also convey slightly nauseated confusion.
jim “if i could i definitely tap that po’s little red -ss”
bob “gnurk?”
jim “oh…errr…i mean teletubbies are so 1990’s”

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