go fish


this can be used when someone asks you to do something, p-ss something, get them something etc which you don’t want to do for them. you can also throw in n-gg- at the end if you want.
person 1: yo holmes pick me up something to drink from da shop.

person 2: go fish n-gg-
1.) in an effort to speed up getting to know each other s-xually, a couple discusses what they will or will not do in bed.

2.) also works for vd go fish, wherein a couple finds out what vd’s they may or may not have/have had.
“do you give bl-w j-bs?” “yes.” “do you swallow?” “go fish!”
“do you do the kansas city clam bake?” “go fish!”

“do you have herpes?” “go fish. do you have chlamydia?” “go fish!”

“what happened with candy last night man? you guys seemed like you were hitting it off.” “we were. until we played “go fish” and i found out she has herpes!”
term used as the answer “no” to an annoying question that begins with “do you have any…”
“do you have any pencils i can borrow” “go fish…”
when your in bed with your girlfriend/boyfriend and you are fingering/giving a handjob to the opposite person. usually happens when there are other people in the room and you dont want them to know.
(other friend sarah is in the room)
cody: hey wanna play go-fish?
faith: sure -wink-
(they lay on bed facing each other)
a response to name-dropping an obscure personage from pop culture or history on a social networking site.

like in the card game ‘go fish,’ it’s an acknowledgment that you don’t have that card in your hand, and that you have to go fishing for it on the internet.
person 1: “julian -ssange is the new carmen sandiego”

person 2: “go fish”
the act of making a women get on her hands and knees while standing in front of her thrusting your hips and working your member like a worm making her try to grab it with her mouth while its moving thus resembling a fish hitting on a worm or lure. this can also be done while tweeking a nipple or reaching around and inserting a finger in the -n-s or v-g-n-
dude, i went to brandons house to watch wrestling last night and walked in on him making his girlfriend go fish

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