Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver


how to say “go f-ck yourself” but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. unlike “go f-ck yourself” go f-ck yourself with a screwdriver must be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. this phrase may be used at any time, even when “go f-ck yourself” normally wouldn’t be used.
person1: so, i was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: go f-ck yourself with a rusty screwdriver!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

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