Go-Kart
when a man is driving his car and leans his seat back to approx. 180 degrees; lying on his back (naked) and keeping his foot pressured on the gas pedal. his wife, or partner unbuckles herself from the p-ssenger seat, gets naked, hops into the drivers seat and mounts her partners c-ck with her back to his face. she steers, and honks the horn while riding him (and shifting if in a standard). as he is about to blow it, she shifts into neutral, and he revs the engine. this provides pleasure for both the male and the female, and provides a safe way to get a bone in when you are in a hurry. this is also a great way to p-ss time on long road trips, for example on a cross country excursion when you are treking through the corn fields of the mid-west, and you have been driving for days on end– just roll down all the windows, crank some tunes, and take the go-kart for a spin. generally this works best in a sedan and is an excellent replacement to the road-head. this can also be called a ‘submarine’ if the women sticks her head out of the sun-roof for visibility.
“yo billy, i saw you and trisha go-karting down west street last night.”
“honey, we have 110 miles left until iowa. let’s take the go-kart for a quick spin.”
“sue and i have been working on our submarine for weeks now, and we’re pretty confident we can beat eric and claire’s go-kart on the quarter-mile this weekend.
a relatively small, four wheeled device powered by a rather loud and environmentally unhealthy engine. these vehicles are usually driven by children, but sometimes by fun-loving adults. driving them often results in confrontation with cops and/or a$$ hole neighbors.
cop: im sorry son, im gonna have to confiscate your go kart.
child: f-&k you!
like a wheel chair… but for people who can use there legs.
-zach stares in awe of little child on go kart-
zach: wow – its like a wheel chair… but for people who can use there legs!
kyle: you mean a go kart…
-everyone laughter-
an extreme s-xual practice typically performed between two or more h-m-s-xual men. considered deviant by many and outlawed under sodomy laws in most states.
yo man, i ain’t going to that party. that go karting sh-t is too f-cked up even for my tastes!
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