go Lohando
the artful display of the bared nipples or cooter, typically while entering or exiting a limousine, possibly while accompanied by other tween queens or noted amateur p-rnographers, in the hopes that such displays of surgery-mangled teats or cletus-ravage p-ssflaps will attract the fickle lens of an itinerant paparazzo, with the ultimate goal of garnering column inches in entertainment weekly. historically, actresses and singers of dubious talent have had the dignity and self-respect to limit such displays to the centerfolds of men’s magazines–where the graces of airbrushing and a little vaseline on the lens masks all manner of caesarean scars, razorburns, and waxrashes. if this trend continues, it is only a matter of a short span of time and a large pile of blow before the phrase “to go lohando,” in addition to the traditonal nip and quim slips, will also come to include deliberate public displays of one’s horribly distended -n-l pucker and the televised insertion of specula into every unplumbed orifice. but hey, it still beats watching freaky friday.
carlo: i think i might go lohando, but i’m worried that these daisy dukes might interfere with my dangle.
gustav: is that really appropriate for a job interview?
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