Go-ped


the most awesome form of transportation ever, an early 90’s wide scooter, with a throttle and a weedwhacker motor
“let me take the go-ped out for a spin, at 10:30pm, and p-ss off all the neighbors”

“i was goin like 20mph on the go-ped! i made a 10 minute lap!!!”
80’s irish punk slang.
used originally to describe music/musicians
now used to describe something as very pleasing.
acdc are a gop-ed band.
a giant scooter with an engine, capable of up to 60 mph, named coolest thing to have under the age of 16.
weirdo1 : woah! what was that thing!

weirdo2 : i dont know! its was awesomely fast!

coolo : thats a goped dumb-ss!

some old person : ar what was that loud noise! it woke me up just now!

coolo : its noon… shouldn’t you be up by now?

some old person : i never wake up before 4 pm! im going to file a complaint!

coolo : you do that.. loser

a go-ped is a slow piece of cr-p that rolls around at 1 mile and hour. personally i rather have a unicycle
the gavin blaha mobile with .2 horsepower
p-n-s enlarger for people under the age of 15
obscenely loud and obnoxious, especially because the little b-st-rds wake up at the -ss-crack of dawn
“hey i just got my really cool 44cc goped the other day, its real fast”
“i hope it will make up for your lack of p-n-s”

Read Also:

  • go sue Oprah

    in reference to how much oprah has acquired monetarily, and really just needs to be sued how much are those sub sandwiches? well, go sue oprah, those prices are just too high.

  • sunday best

    noun “sunday best” describes the clothes some wear to church on sunday. they’re referred to as “best” because they’re supposed to be your nice / dressy clothes. father wears his sunday best mother’s tired she needs a rest the kids are playing up downstairs sister’s sighing in her sleep… brother’s got a date to keep […]

  • ghawdex

    small maltese island but not malta. ghawdex, or gozo is to malta what wales is to britain. ..a refuge for sheep sh-ggers

  • Sunday Social Life

    a social life that spans to sunday as well as the rest of the week. sunday is the most boring day with the least amount of things to do, therefore, if you are doing anything on a sunday other than being bored, then you have a sunday social life. if you have one, then you […]

  • Kabitha

    an amazing actress very very silly amuses all her friends . the most annoying person ever kabitha don`t do that its been on the floor


Disclaimer: Go-ped definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.