GOAD


the area between one’s b-llsack and -n-s. synonomous with grundle and taint.
my goad is a swamp right now.
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acronym for grow old alone and die. a term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded goad.
anxious woman to another: will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if i send you the links? tell me your honest opinion! if i don’t start getting some dates, i’m going to end up being a goad!!!
p-n-s.. c-ck.. w-ng…pee pee… the one eyed willie… the main vein, even… snake… dork…. ding aling… schl-ng… tally whacker…. johnso- … you get the idea! :d
would you like me to enliven your goad?
dude, she got my goad so hard…
i got skeet all over my goad!
everything. it isnt the end of anything, it isnt grow old alone & die. its sunshine on a rainy day. birds chirping. beautiful sweet long lasting forever and ever. you will always be happy with goad. its special. and no matter what you do, dont let it go.
if you’re in love, you’ve met a goad
an extremely good looking person.
wow, check out that goad.
not good, bad.
did you see that fumble? yeah that was goad!
simply a goats chode…..which would be a fat short w-ng on a goat
wow check out that fat goad
is the unshaven hair that is growing underneath a man’s (or woman’s) chin/neck that is quite nappy and scruffy looking, or looks as though the person never should have tried to grow hair there. often referred to as a “nasty goad”
hey jim, did you happen to see charlies nasty goad hes got goin on.

that b-m sure had a nasty goad!

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