goalieman


a person (possibly a myth) who is known for making unbelievable saves as a soccer goalie. often times diving across the net to make a save in the top corner of the net. has been called “wall” at times in his career. his ability to save almost any shot on goal makes him one of the greatest goalies to ever play soccer. formally known as mike wolfe when he was a kid. known as a legend in hartland, mi. parents are often called goaliemom and goaliedad because of their son’s amazing ability.
1. noun. did you just see that fantastic save by goalieman?
2. adj. that was a goalieman-like save!

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