goalkeeper

1. in soccer, or football as some places name the position, the only person that is really truly unique in the 11 players.

goalies are allowed to use hands while inside their own goalie box.

if you read to here, congrats! the people who left might think i am a boring -sshole to leave things like this on urban! i am gonna start talking about what the goalie really does.

first of all, the goalie has the most f-cked up job on the pitch. he dives, he saves, he leaps, he slides in mud, he cannot make mistakes, he is thought by -ssholes that don’t know soccer as”easy job”, and thought by even bigger -ssholes that know about soccer as “useless”. chicks crave the strikers-they evade the goalkeepers.

secondly, no other position has a bigger decisive power than the goalie. if a goalie saves a goalbound shot, it equals as he scores one. why does so many -ssholes think the goalies are useless?

if you are a professional goalkeeper, great. good news, if you make good saves, you will show in the highlights. bad news, if you concede, the video of you eating sh-t will be played over and over again.

last, goalies are the backbone of the defence! when the team is f-cked, its the goalie that has sh-t smeared all over his face picking up the ball from inside the goal and screaming:” f-cking fight! you motherf-cking -ssholes! lets go out and f-ck those motherf-cking f-cks!!!!”

so! i hope you are a little more interested in goalkeeper!
“stop that f-ckin bullsh-t and play some soccer!!!!!!!” yells the goalkeeper.
a perpectual and never ending c-ck blocking. a cat whose job is to try everything to block your chances at getting laid. someone that blocks v-g-n- that isn’t his in the first place.
“everytime with go out to the club, my g-dd-mn cousin be acting like a goal keeper!”
“… hatin’ -ss n-gg-s be baller blockin’, acting like some goal keepers.” -lil’ wayne
the boyfriend/girlfriend of a person you’re trying to seduce.
person a: but she’s taken.
person b: no matter, that doesn’t mean anything. you just have to lob the goalkeeper.
to protect something from somebody
mike just can not keep a secret. he always tells everything to his brother.
yes, he is a lousy goalkeeper!!!
to protect something from somebody
mike just can not keep a secret. he always tells everything to his brother.
yes, he is a lousy goalkeeper!!!