Goat dinner
a hodge podge of food in a single person’s fridge, cabinets and freezer that do not make a complete meal. one is usually forced to combine several items of food that do not match in an attempt to avoid a trip to the grocery store. items are usually eaten separately so as to not upset the stomach. goat dinners most often are made entirely of carbs and processed foods.
(looking into cabinet) looks like it’s going to be goat dinner night. i’ll start off with some ramen, this can of green beans, last sat-rday’s leftover pizza and finish with this twinkie that’s been in the cabinet for a year.
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