goat fuck

a common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly f-cked up.
similar to but more severe than goat rope.
the sales meeting started out ok, then chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat f-ck.
a monumental screwup
our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatf-ck.
being in a situation so screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see fubarnext stage up from cl-ster f-cksimalar to goat rope.
everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by hq (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. the soldiers wondered how to get out of this goat f-ck situation.
also used in a question of responsability ” who’s in charge of this goat f-ck?”
all control is lost. esp. concerning restaurant production.
there’s 25 pizza’s to make, 2 people making pizzas and the lobby is filling up with drunkards singing american pie. the phones won’t stop and the oven can’t hold as many pizza’s as have been sold….i.e. total goatf-ck! at this point, you must “baaaaah”, there is no other option. the goat is creeping up on you. watch your -ss! baaaaaahh.
usually happens around 2:15am.
the process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. should be disproportionate in revenge severity.
jacques -sse goatf-cked phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.
after things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. goat f-ck is beyond a cl-ster f-ck, worse than a fubar. continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarr-ssing.

term believed to be originally coined by g. kirker around 1998 in tennessee.
i volunteered to work on this old car before i realized what a goat f-ck it really is.
a really messed-up(f-cked up) situation or event.
they really turned the event into a goatf-ck by their asinine behavior.