Goat Peeling Apparatus©
the well honed instrument of the goat peelers. resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. the goat peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the goat’s size, shape and co-rs-ness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed goat…executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the goat to expire during the process.
jebediah: “jared, have you sharpened your goat peeling apparatus© for the upcoming compet-tion?”
jared: “yeah, but i was so drunk off my white irish -ss when i did it that i’d better go over it again. thanks for reminding me.”
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