goated


extremely high; references mountain goats
kacee looks goated. her eyes are barely open.

we got goated in the car on the way to the movie.
when a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or “goat” to unsuspecting p-sserbys.
so after i got out of the shower, i decided to walk through my living room b-tt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that i left the blinds to my sliding gl-ss door open. as i p-ssed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. much to their horror, they totally got goated.
the act of being hit by a goat. it is only truly goated if the act inflicts pain and causes bleeding on the one being struck by the goat. if one is h-t but no pain is suffered or blood, then it is simply being “hit by a goat”.
did you see that?!? steven just got goated when he walked through the park in his underpants!
to be ‘goated’ into something. often represented by the photo of a goat. the goat may be in any action at the time, but his mere presence signifies someone is being goated.
“i totally goated sedin into hooking me, olli.”

or

“i can’t believe that goat goated me into giving him some gr-ss to eat. what a b@$tard.)
i coined this term in 1993. it is a derivitive of the gott brand ice chest. as we became more discombobulated gott became goat, thus goated.
i was goated all the way through finals dude.
banged by a goat, or penetrated a goat usually with one’s head
cory just goated that goat!

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