goatee


awesome combinations of facial hair on the chin and upper lip
kelsey “geez tom that goatee is super s-xy, maybe you should lather that bad boy up with some paw paw!”

goatee (chin hair)
what the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.
kids in the pictures: dude, look at this goatee i grew…sh-t took me a week to grow. i’m gonna post a pic of it on definithing.

me: you call that a goatee? really? i guess you have a little hair on your chin…but really?
a particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.
sir, you have a very handsome goatee. may i try a ride on it?

not until we get to know each other. dow you like apples?
yes. okay, myplace or your’s?

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