goatfucker


a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
as in the following joke:
an old man walks into a pub in scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. he drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. placing the full gl-ss in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
the man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a scottish accent:
ah, tell ya man! this pub, this very pub we’re just sitting in. i built it, with me own hands! but do they call me the pubmaker? naa! see the wall over there, that protects our town? i built it, with me own hands! but do they call me the wallmaker? and the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, i built it, with me own hands! but do they call me the bridgemaker?
but i tell ya, man! you f-ck one goat!
a slur theo van gogh used to describe militant dutch immigrants from muslim countries. also sometimes used to describe muslims in general.
“this is what our multicultural society has brought us: a climate of intimidation in which all sorts of goatf-ckers can issue their threats freely.”
one who enjoys s-xual pleasure from goats.
wow, he sure is a raging goatf-cker!
process with which involves inserting ones p-n-s into that of a goat.or.. the process of which guys stick their p-n-s’s’s’s into a ugly gurls f-gina.
dude: aaagh!
goat: baaa!

dude1: g-d, i f-cked diane w. last night…
dude2: ew, you goat f-cker!
another word for a goatee. legend has it that in ancient day rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught f-cking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatf-cker because of the ‘goatf-cker’ he wore on his face. this would bring the goatf-cker much shame.
ancient ex:
roman 1: “last night palonious f-ckith his goat”
roman 2: “then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know.”

current ex:
guy 1: (pointing at guy 2’s goatee) “hey man, what’s up with the goatf-cker?”
guy 2: “i grew it so i could savor the flavor of your mom’s sn-tch for days.”
an extremely negative racial term used to describe anyone from the middle east as well as caucasians who have darker, ‘arablike’ complexions such as turks, armenians, etc.
q: trevor, what’s wrong with the blue 244dl? (a volvo car)

a: the stupid, goat f-cker who owns it ran the thing out of water, cracking the (cylinder) head but he expects warranty to cover it.

note: i first heard this term at my first job, working in an auto dealership years ago alongside a brilliant, but very short tempered and angry canadian auto mechanic named trevor.
(noun) a person who f-cks goats.
man, nick spooner loves f-cking goats. he is such a goat f-cker.

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