Goatman
the man in the g–ts-.cx pictures.
look! it’s none other than goatman himself!
the best internet celebrity out there. he posesses the most amazing talent of opening his -sshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) d-ld-s in his -n-s at one time. he used to be found at www.g–ts-.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
ben: hey ted you know what i want to be when i grow up?
ted: goatman!!!??
ben: of course.
a half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a usda experiment that went horribly wrong. the goatman roams pg county, md, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. there remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.
i saw the goatman last night! he ate my dog!
some one with a lot of hair this can include arms and legs but mostly applies to people with long hair, beards and moustaches who tend to stroke them. in some unfortunate cases, this can also apply to women.
mayo is waiting outside the gates of a university with her friends, philadelphia and summer. a man wearing a long blue cloak dotted with silver stars, half moon spectacles walks past. he has long white hair and a beard. he is wearing a pointed hat. he strokes his beard in thought.
p: he is such a goat man!!!
s: lol, yeah.
m: that can’t be. no. it is. it is!! -runs after him-
a: what??? where’s she going?
p: omg!!! it is!!! -runs after him screaming “dumbledore”-
s: who’s rumblemore????
a man who loves to have s-x with goats.
hide those goats before goatman sees them.
a old man who yells a lot and get squinty eyed and has a grey goatee
john:man that goat man kept bleating(yelling) and gave me a headache
fred:darn your grandfather sure is mean
a male/female that trys to get attention all the time and acts like a total -sshole.
oh god theres the goat man again trying to get people to like it.
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