Goatmanity


a wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. there is no war or violence. just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. also goats rule the world and if you don’t listen to them you become dead.
“is that heaven”
“no, thats goatmanity”
“oh my goodness”

^^conversation between someone familiar with goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is

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