Goatse Burn


g–ts- burn occurs after you take a number 2, but you’ve been holding it in for 2-3 days because it’s so big.

when you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
tom: hey man, remember that t-rd i’ve been holding in for a week?

bill: yeah??

tom: well i finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and i’m still getting g–ts- burn from it.

bill: dang.

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