goatse man


more than a man; who, during a raid in poland in 1942, couragously hid four polish jews in his enourmous, gaping hole.
“quick, jump in my -ss to hide from these filthy schweinhaun!”
name given to the man posing in the picture on g–ts-.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.
aiigh! the g–ts- man has blinded me!
g-d of g–ts-, or main deity of g–ts-ism.
g–ts-man is my god.

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