Gobbie Monster


a girl who loves to suck off guys as much as she can. usually a swallower and must have completed atleast 10 bjs to earn the t-tle.
dude, did you see that girl at the party last night?

yeah, i heard she is a total ‘gobbie monster!’.
a gobbie monster is an individual who makes ur very upset from spinning lies in your face, and -ssociates themselves with h-m-s-xuals. this person has the potential to give head to other males.
far out, gobbie monster was giving me the sh-ts with his cr-ppy stories.

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