gobble a shitty stick


to slide your stick in and out a juicy r-ct-m until it gets a nice patina. then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go “mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?” and she goes “mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long”
na you ma girlfrend! a wont letyou gobble a sh-tty stick like that!

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