Gobble Nob


a person who partakes of n-b in a fashion deemed unsuitably gobblesome. originating from the greek ‘gobblealot n-bulus’, a recently extict toad native to the marshes of the british fens.
you f-cking gobble n-b, why don’t you go and gobble a n-b, you f-ck.

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