Gobble Salad


when a person’s genitals are tossed and m-ssaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a bl-w j-b.
the gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a bl-w j-b while simultaneously tossing and m-ssaging your b-lls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

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