gobble the goose

oral s-x
susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie’s goose!
when you “perform oral s-x” on a man… h-ll i don’t know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the p-n-s. p-n-ses sort of look like geese…from a distance
when charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
on a cold, winter night harry was alone. i was alone. what the h-ll, no one would find out, so i gobbled his goose for fun.
form of speech:verb;
tense:singular/present tense

when a man performs oral s-x on a woman
or vice versa, the “goose” would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring s-xual intercourse, thus gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from s-x organs such as the p-n-s or v-g-n-, ect.

other forms of speech:
plural/present (gobble the geese)
singular/past tense (gobbled the goose)
plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
noun form (goose gobbler)

synonyms followed by (noun form):
suck c-ck (c-ck sucker), eat p-ssy (p-ssy eater), guzzle c-m (c-m guzzler), muching carpet (c-rp-t m-nch-r), sample the stick (stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

antonyms in noun form:
non-head’giving prude -ss b-tch.
-hey betty, i was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-oh yeah, with who?
-well, it was a number of people…i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a d-mn thing!
-well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-i found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress…far too much for just one individual! so logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-well i hear jack produces a lot of man juice now a days…you could have just gobbled his goose
-how do you know of jacks man juice production rate?
-i pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his c-m, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!