Gobble Tunnel


a medical condition that mostly occours in the profession of masturbating turkeys. after multiple years in this profession, research has shown that gobble tunnel is mostly caused by repeated turkey jerking.
after a long day at work, coloon’s wrists were very sore, upon a visit to the doctor, the only diagnosis that could be found was gobble tunnel

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