Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence


1. to felate and swallow the -j-c-l-t-.

2. to suck a p-n-s and swallow the sperm/c-m.
i took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

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