Gobblit


a cross between the golem, and the hobbit. most commonly said when a person is stoned and asking if they can go to someones house to watch the hobbit, but can’t remember the real name.
koopa “hey…. can we come to your house to watch hamlet?”
guys “laugh laugh”
koopa “i mean gobblit”

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