Goblin Punch


a s-xual manuever whereby a man’s t-st-cl-s penetrate his own -n-s, as propelled by another’s fist.
oh, gee whiz! i was making sweet hate to this guy and he kept screaming “goblin punch! goblin punch!” so i obliged. i’m telling you man, those nuts were so far up his -ss it was awesome! b-lls deep, baby…b-lls deep!
1. the act of creating a facade of punching someone’s face to actually kick the person in the groin.

2. a two-hit combo of punching in the jaw and kicking the groin at once.
dii: ah… i love my new steel-toed boots!
darrell: ya your a douch-b for goblin punching al.
al: …………ow my b-lls!!………..

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