Goblin Syndrome


when a person has a beer belly or at least a small gut but yet has thin arms and legs, almost like the shape of a goblin or even a troll in a sense.
that guy over there looks like a middle aged, soccer mom van driving, sunday church-going chump so he must have goblin syndrome.

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