gobsmacked
being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.
i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto
1. when someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.
2. to be hit forceably in the mouth.
1. i was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!
seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!
2. i got my gob smacked last night when i gave my woman a dirty sanchez.
adj.
irish slang
speechless, stunned, surprised, in disbelief,
i was completely gob smacked when i found out she was up the pole. i couldn’t believe it.
similar to a lemon party, this s-xual act involved older and younger people, however it is an elderly lady with largely saggy b–bs that is getting her ‘gobs smacked’ by a younger male.
much like a kitten plays with a yarn of wool, batting it around in fascination, the young male smacks the old bat’s b–bs however he likes
it is also when an old lady wants to get a bit frisky and use her saggy b–bs to smack a young male’s gob or other parts of his body.
male: dude last night an old lady gobsmacked me, it was so good!
old lady: oh darling you wouldn’t believe how well that 20 year old gobsmacked me last night, it was delightful!
to be kissed without having a say in the matter.
did you hear peter gobsmacked me last night? the only was he was ever going to get his lips on me.
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